cnnbreaking: when you are so desperate you go to the second page of google results
stylishirish: my sister showed me this and ive been laughing for like 20 minutes
ejacutastic: when guys talk about how gross periods are i just laugh because guys have a floppy piece of flesh that gets hard and that’s pretty fuckin weird, bucko
nippled: *throws flower petals at you* be my friend
sodamnrelatable: Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.
ursorum: Doctor Who the hell cares
vonlipwig: vonlipwig: hey, whatever happened to franz ferdinand? the band, i mean not the archduke of austria i know what happened to the archduke of austria
jaymesmcguiness: KRISPY KREME ARE GIVING OUT A FREE DOUGHNUT FOR EVERY A YOU GET ON YOUR REPORT CARD THIS HAS MOTIVATED ME MORE THAN MY TEACHERS.
wishcave: *opens jacket* hey u wanna buy some oh jesus fuck it’s cold *closes jacket*